Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen
Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen
Iridescent Grizzly Bear Stickers
(Image ID: Four bear stickers. A brown bear standing, a gold bear sitting, a gold bear standing, and a brown bear sitting.)
Everyone please rise for the national anthem.
good for her
good for her
mind you they were catering at a kid’s birthday party
I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
There is no John out there. No happy husband with a normal life. There’s only John Wick, the killer.
And he’s going to kill you.
John Wick (2014-2023)
by Alex Hyner
Let’s go
Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.
GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART
extra juicy ❤️🔥
picked up some flowers at the grocery store 🌸
no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him
no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him
ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to
Story time: When I was at university in Japan I lived in an international dorm with all of the other foreign exchange students, and my best friend at the uni was a French girl who lived directly across the hall from me. Nausicaa, and we taught each other slang from our native languages.
One of the first things she taught me was to respond like this when someone’s looking for something, so like “où sont mes clés?” (where are my keys?) “dans ton cul” (in your ass), which can then be followed up with “comme ma bite” (like my dick)
Fast forward 8 years and Nausicaa comes to visit London from Lyon with her boyfriend, who I’ve never met before, and at one point he says “ou est mon tabac?” (where’s my tobacco?), and of course I say “dans ton cul”, and the boyfriend looks at me like “what the fuck English person” and then when the follow up of “comme ma bite” comes, he laughs so hard I think he’s gonna break a rib, and Nausicaa is just there with this shit eating grin and is like “I taught them that”
She told me later that day that of all the things she taught me and we learned together, she was so proud that saying “up your ass, like my dick” was what stuck
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